- I bwoke my bone a wittle bit, but I ok. I not bweeding.
- FOOwishness. (after she heard me mutter Foolishness! to myself at something Noah did)
- I can't eben dweam (even dream) about it! (I can't even believe it!)
- I don't wike da cwoss. Cuz dats why Jesus died.
- Flewiduh - Florida
- Biedoh - spider
- She calls from the potty, "Mommy, can you come wipe meeee?" and then when I come in she has pulled her shirt over hear head to hide and is giggling uncontrollably. Every. Time.
- When I tell her to wipe herself once in awhile, she laments, "but I too ty-ohd (tired) to wipe my stinky bootie!"
- I don't caw you Muddoe anymore. I caw you Mommy.
- Bubota for kubota at Papa's house
- "You betta bank (spank) his bootie," she advised me. When I didn't, she said, "Welllll, when i bite Anna's toe you bank MY bootie!"
- Dat one is my favewit (favorite) toof (pointing to the bottom right eye tooth)
- Evwy time I dwink my milk too fast, my head feews wike it does when I am at da hot tub.
- Anna? Sometimes I feeuh vewwy (feel very) mad about stuff.
- Why is Hans a bad guy?
- Co-ation - creation
- Don't judge me! (when I gave her a wide-eyed look)
- Dis a tweeezer (twizzler).
- When Josh told her she can't marry him, she insisted, "I can mawwy you wif my magic powers.
- I need to gwow up so I can fix dat and put cwose on Bunny (when she couldn't fix something and had to wait for my help.
- When Molly died, I asked her how she was feeling. "I feew mad." She consoled a weeping Anna by saying, "Maybe hot chocowate will make you feew bettoh (better)."
- undodand (understand)
- Can you hold my finger up and show me what's 12?
- Bednight - goodnight
- One day randomly at dinner, "I am happy wif dis chicken!"
- While I clipped her toenails, "My pinky toe is so cute! It's my favewit (favorite)!"
- bwockwy - broccoli
- Ow!! Anna hutt (hurt) my feewlings (feelings)!
- Let me get a pitshir of dees shoes; i wike shoes.
- Mommy, you wook so bootiful.
- When her hair was in braids for almost a month, she confessed, "I miss you doing my hair."
- I love you, but I don't love you, but I love you. (she does this affirmative/negative/affirmative statement all the time in all the ways with all the silly grins)
- Did you know dat cows make milk???????
- Did you know my skin is smoover (smoother) den (than) yohs (yours)???
- Yoh (your) hayuh (hair)is almost wonger (longer) dan wapunzel's (rapunzels).
- Whispering in my ear with Nutella breath, "Mom, do you know I wuv you?"
- When I had a headache, she asked if I needed to see the head doctor.
- To Anna, when in a bad mood in the car, she said, "Wite now, why (while) I wittle (little), I don't feew (feel) wike happiness anymore."
Basically, you see how hard speaking is when you have yet to master your r's, th's, and l's. ;) Precious moments.