More Language from the Little

Just some funny and very real soundbites to paint a little picture of 3.5 year old Lasa these days....

• I bwoke my bone a wittle bit, but I ok. I not bweeding.
• FOOwishness. (after she heard me mutter Foolishness! to myself at something Noah did)
• I can't eben dweam (even dream) about it! (I can't even believe it!)
• I don't wike da cwoss. Cuz dats why Jesus died.
• Flewiduh - Florida
• Biedoh - spider
• She calls from the potty, "Mommy, can you come wipe meeee?" and then when I come in she has pulled her shirt over hear head to hide and is giggling uncontrollably. Every. Time.  
• When I tell her to wipe herself once in awhile, she laments, "but I too ty-ohd (tired) to wipe my stinky bootie!"
• I don't caw you Muddoe anymore. I caw you Mommy.
• Bubota for kubota at Papa's house
• "You betta bank (spank) his bootie," she advised me.  When I didn't, she said, "Welllll, when i bite Anna's toe you bank MY bootie!"
• Dat one is my favewit (favorite) toof (pointing to the bottom right eye tooth)
• Evwy time I dwink my milk too fast, my head feews wike it does when I am at da hot tub.
• Anna?  Sometimes I feeuh vewwy (feel very) mad about stuff.
• Why is Hans a bad guy? 
• Co-ation - creation
• Don't judge me! (when I gave her a wide-eyed look)
• Dis a tweeezer (twizzler).
• When Josh told her she can't marry him, she insisted, "I can mawwy you wif my magic powers. 
• I need to gwow up so I can fix dat and put cwose on Bunny (when she couldn't fix something and had to wait for my help.
• When Molly died, I asked her how she was feeling.  "I feew mad."  She consoled a weeping Anna by saying, "Maybe hot chocowate will make you feew bettoh (better)."
• undodand (understand)
• Can you hold my finger up and show me what's 12?
• Bednight - goodnight
• One day randomly at dinner, "I am happy wif dis chicken!"
• While I clipped her toenails, "My pinky toe is so cute! It's my favewit (favorite)!"
• bwockwy - broccoli
• Ow!!  Anna hutt (hurt) my feewlings (feelings)!
• Let me get a pitshir of dees shoes; i wike shoes.
• Mommy, you wook so bootiful.
• When her hair was in braids for almost a month, she confessed, "I miss you doing my hair."
• I love you, but I don't love you, but I love you.  (she does this affirmative/negative/affirmative statement all the time in all the ways with all the silly grins)
• Did you know dat cows make milk???????
• Did you know my skin is smoover (smoother) den (than) yohs (yours)???
• Yoh (your) hayuh (hair)is almost wonger (longer) dan wapunzel's (rapunzels).
• Whispering in my ear with Nutella breath, "Mom, do you know I wuv you?"
• When I had a headache, she asked if I needed to see the head doctor.
• To Anna, when in a bad mood in the car, she said, "Wite now, why (while) I wittle (little), I don't feew (feel) wike happiness anymore."

Basically, you see how hard speaking is when you have yet to master your r's, th's, and l's. ;) Precious moments.