Minecraft Mentionables

I can't help myself.  In between giggles, I have taken to recording a bunch of the hilarious sound bites I hear whilst my people disappear into their Minecraft world together.  I am sure all these things make all the sense in the world to them, but to someone NOT playing the game, it sounds like they are high.  Just sayin'.

• Anna, when you are on the potty, don't go outside to fight zombies.
• We are like the Midianites stealing from the villagers!
• Noah!! I needed the leather!! Daddy, I killed a cow and Noah took all the meat and leather!
• You wanna come with me, Noah?  No, I wanna work on my farm a little bit.
• If you kill a pig man, you get enchanted stuff.  I got enchanted armor!
• Anna, are chickens chasing me?
• This is terrible! You are in debt and I just don't know where you are.  You just need to die and go back to the spawn point.  But I don't wanna lose all my precious gold!!! J: Yeah, that's unfortunate.
• Uh, question - How did we end up in the cave?
• We need to make a compass!
• I have obsidian!
• Luckily I have some wheat.
• Are you taking all my arrows?
• It's a little bit scary how zombie pygmies can walk across lava.
• What's killing you?  I don't know, but I am running! Lava is flying!
• Watch out, Anna, you just hit Noah.  No, that was a goo-ball.
• Our portal is messed up!! I can't get through the portal!  I am on fire!
• Is that beet root?  Yeah, I grew it in my garden.
• Daddy, will you do me a favor?  Harvest my wheat and put it in my food chest. I need stuff in my inventory.  Ok, but I need to check my zombie house first.
• Who set me on fire?!  Daddy, did you do that?   No, Anna did that.  Stop that, Anna!
• How enchanted is your Spider?
• Daddy, there's some raw flesh over there!  That's ok, I don't want it.
• Oooh, I can make some TNT!
• My main goal is to get lots of iron so I can make an anvil.
• What did you just throw at me?  A weakness potion?
• What do I do with a poison potato? Oooh, let's feed it to the pig.
• I am just really interested in Noah's new world - it's a mushroom world!