Noah: Mommy, I wuv you.
Me: I love YOU!
Noah: I wuv you more.
Me: Nope. I love you more. I'm bigger, so I have more love.
Noah: Do you wuv Chewie?
Me: Eh. I guess, but only a little.
Noah: You wuv Chewie jus a wittle 'cuz he wicks his naked bootie?
Me, sneering in disgust: Yes. That's a big part of it.
Words fail.
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ewe!!!! hahahahaha!!! That was SO YOU, coming out of his mouth! Hilarious!
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